Who be the pig,
Swallowing swine,
White powder Whig,
One less a spine?
Who be the menace,
Strolling through Venice,
Fake olive twig-
And the whitest French wine?
Where be the General’s
V-day parade?
Brought to it’s knees on some-
Foreign crusade?
Where be the donkey,
Who fed the bull,
Who be the sheep,
Eyes covered in wool?
