Dick is a robot
A puppet on a string
With a man-made heart
And a penchant for military spending
Dick is not a Christian
He is not a Muslim
And he is not a Jew
Dick is a businessman
With a top-secret briefcase
And a high-tech arsenal of lies
Dick is an old man
With a tough love policy
And no patience for the lazy
He believes in evolution
In domination
In survival of the fittest
Dick is not a fit man
He is overweight and balding
Dick is almost invisible
When times are tough and trying
But when the time is right for celebration
Dick is always there to gather applause
Dick is a robot
Powered by a lust for wealth
From time to time
Dick is guilty of the seven sins
But Dick doesn’t mind
Because most importantly
Dick is rich
And you are not
